stacey ewing

Sigh. I get home from work to find that Mortimer had a little “misstep” in the catbox. This was problematic because: 1. he doesn’t like to be picked up or held. 2. he doesn’t like to be picked up or held 3. he doesn’t like to be picked up or held. 4. he will eat you if you try to pick him up or hold him… yep, it was a good time trying to hold him down with one hand and knee while wiping off his “stinkfoot” with a wet rag.

From this angle, you’d never know he’d just been traumatized five minutes ago:

A shot of his “now clean” foot. It’s really too bad you can’t hear him growling a half-serious, “I’m going to eff you up but good if you don’t drop that foot NOW” warning. It’s kinda funny when he does that:

stinkfoot, stinkfoot, i ain’t lyin’… can you rinse it off do you suppose??

TOO funny!!! :D

The Accidental Environmentalist (AE) invited me to join her this morning at the Alachua County Farmers’ Market off of 34th & 441. I somehow managed to drag myself out of bed to be down there by 8am. :D Very early for me on a Saturday but so worth it! I had a great time!

There was a really large crowd waiting for the gates to open and AE told me it was the biggest she’d seen yet. I wondered if it had to do with the Gainesville Sun running an article about all the local stores yanking tomatoes because of the salmonella outbreak. I could see from outside the fence that many of the tables were heaped with all sorts of ripened tomatoes- maybe that was part of the draw.

When AE got there, I helped her hang up a bunch of bags for the Need-A-Bag? Project. We finished right as the gates opened and the crowd rushed forward, politely pushing/shoving each other as they raced over to their favorite tables.

She and I strolled around the market, checking everything out and stopping to chat with people we knew. AE introduced me to Erica and we “ooohed and aaaahed” over all the different varieties of caladiums she was selling. AE picked up two gorgeous reddish/pink ones and a way-cool green one with pink spots. Erica told us what they were called but that important information just leaked right out of my ear as I squatted down to take a closer look. ;) They’re going to look so great in AE’s yard!

I ended up buying some really nice grape tomatoes, a rosemary baguette, an acorn squash, and some yellow, crook-neck squash. There seemed to be quite alot of Japanese eggplant around but I wanted to wait until I found a good recipe before buying some so they didn’t go to waste. I’ll probably pick some up next weekend and give it a whirl.

Tonight I made Baked Rigatoni with the yellow-crookneck squash. The following is my bastardization riff on this recipe.

BAKED RIGATONI, stacey-style ;)

SAUCE
1 jar of Newman’s Own Marinara
1 24oz can of Muir Glenn Fire Roasted tomatoes
3-4 cloves of garlic
2 cups of diced yellow squash
oregano to taste
kosher salt to taste
pepper to taste
3/4 cup of half & half cream (if you’re ready for the heart attack use 1/2 cup heavy cream instead)
[I've also done this recipe with chopped fresh basil and it's really good]

PASTA
1 lb of Rigatoni
4 quarts of water
2 tablespoons of kosher salt (after the water boils)

THE BEST PART
10oz of grated fontina cheese ( you can use mozzarella but it just won’t be the same)
1/2 – 3/4 cups of grated parmesan cheese

DIRECTIONS

Preheat oven 450 degrees.

Prepare 13 x 9 baking pan by greasing with olive oil.

Combine all the sauce ingredients (except for the cream) and simmer for about 15 minutes.

While sauce is cooking, bring 4 quarts of water to boil in a stock pot. When boiling, add 2 tablespoons of kosher salt, & stir before next adding rigatoni. Cook rigatoni until al dente (about 10 minutes).

As the rigatoni cooks, slowly stir in the cream to the sauce and lower the heat to low. You want it to warm up in the sauce but not simmer hard/bubble- too much heat will cause the cream to go yucky (nice scientific term, eh?) and kind of curdle.

Drain pasta, return it to the now empty stockpot, pour in sauce, stir to combine. Then toss pasta/sauce mixture with about 1.5 cups of the fontina cheese and all of the parmesan. Toss until well distributed and then pour mixture into prepared 13 x 9 pan. Sprinkle remaining cheese over the top and bake for about 15 minutes or until top is golden brown.

Let sit about 3-5 minutes before scooping so no one has to go to the hospital with cheese burns and plus, it’s easier to scoop out of the pan after it sets up a bit. ;)

We ate the rigatoni with the awesome rosemary baguette. YUM!

Well, it will be 18 years for us this year and yesterday marked the 9th year of the “government sanctioned” portion of our union. Has it really been that long since we had that awesome party with our best friends and family??! Well, NEXT year is #10 for us and that means we will ALL party once again like it’s… yep… 1999… ;)

I ran my blog through this site and it gave me this rating:

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
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I’m sorry for posting this but I still can’t get over the insanity of this site: http://www.neuticles.com Neuticles…whaaaa???

I clicked through their pages and thought it was an hilarious parody site until I got to the video section where they show the actual surgery- O.M.G. (not “OMG” mind you, but O.M.G.) So, I immediately contacted “MM,” one of our dear friends who just graduated from UF’s vet med program (as valedictorian no less!!), and asked her, “WTF??!!!” She confirmed that Neuticles IS indeed a legitimate company and yes, people actually buy these implants for their pets. oh dear. So does this mean we are we bad pet parents because we didn’t consider Mort’s self-esteem 17 years ago and spring for a pair for the ol’ boy?

Anyway, I don’t think after seeing one of these:

that I’ll be able to again eat one of these:
ugh!